#13 Jamie Heller
Weight: 160 lbs.
Position: DF
Year at PRUMC: 3rd
Nickname: The Pain Train
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BIO: After another PRUMC season of ferocious yet graceful fouls, Heller has clearly established himself as the most celebrated fouler in PRUMC history...Holds the PRUMC career record for fouls (91), having been disqualified from all but two of his 19 career games for the X-Blades and the now-defunct Thundercats...Last season, his first manning the newly created designated fouler position, Heller punished opponents with savage, efficient expertise, averaging approximately 1.29 FPM (fouls per minute)...For this reason, Heller also ranked near the top of the league in least minutes played...Before starting his PRUMC career with the Thundercats in the 2004-05 season, Heller was most recognized throughout the basketball world for playing alongside current X-Blades Charlie Ogburn and Ed Moak on the 1997 NUMC Cavs...Enjoys weightlifting, eating raw steaks, frightening small children, wrestling with bears, fouling, and weightlifting.
SCOUTING REPORT: Without a doubt the most intimidating presence ever to play in the hallowed halls of PRUMC Arena...Reminds most onlookers of standout NFL linebackers Ray Lewis or Brian Urlacher, except he's tougher, meaner, stronger, and faster...Some have even compared him to Terrible Terry Tate, including the legendary "Triple T" himself...Brings ruthless intensity whenever he steps on the court, and his mere presence frightens the bravest of opponents...Offensively, he looks like a bricklayer but displays the touch of a surgeon on his patented, automatic mid-range bank shots...Advice: Stay out of his way, or you will pay.
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